Look at my Crop!!!

Many moons ago I bought two orange trees and one lemon tree, since this guy at Home Depot told me that in 5 years I will be getting my first crop. He lied. It took 13 years and finally I have a citrus crop and I am very happy.

Look at these babies! Honestly the odd looking thing "Pink Lemon" reminds me more of an alien cocoon than something edible... and it kind of scares me a little.

Now I'm not sure what to do with my whole crop that consists of one orange and one lemon... any suggestions? Anyone?